chastity! is grudgingly alive
Marnie Stern
Top 10 ways not to get laid on tour in 2010
1. Hiding in the green room and playing spider solitaire on your phone.
2. Putting on your make-up in a poorly lit van at night.
3. Selling "Old Desperate Bitch" t-shirts at your shows.
4. Putting beer in a clear water bottle at an all ages venue so you can get drunk on stage.
5. Obsessively talking about the McDonald's McGriddle sandwich on stage.
6. Obsessively eating the McDonald's McGriddle sandwich.
7. Experimental drug of choice: laxatives.
8. Asking every sound guy if they're married before attempting to ask for their name.
9. Letting statutory rape laws get in the way of romantic prospects.
10. Drum roll: Talking about your empty, lonely, deprived vagina on stage every night.
pitchfork
Top 10 ways not to get laid on tour in 2010
1. Hiding in the green room and playing spider solitaire on your phone.
2. Putting on your make-up in a poorly lit van at night.
3. Selling "Old Desperate Bitch" t-shirts at your shows.
4. Putting beer in a clear water bottle at an all ages venue so you can get drunk on stage.
5. Obsessively talking about the McDonald's McGriddle sandwich on stage.
6. Obsessively eating the McDonald's McGriddle sandwich.
7. Experimental drug of choice: laxatives.
8. Asking every sound guy if they're married before attempting to ask for their name.
9. Letting statutory rape laws get in the way of romantic prospects.
10. Drum roll: Talking about your empty, lonely, deprived vagina on stage every night.
pitchfork
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